Sunday, July 27, 2008

"Um, what am I here for?"





I wasn't sure what to answer as I faced the receptionist at the Fertility Centre (Sperm Bank) this afternoon?

"A wank?" That wouldn't be right.

So I said "A donation".

Which sounded just as stupid.

But she knew what I meant (a wank) and hustled me off to Room 2.

The same room I was in on Friday.

So lads, unfortunately no addition to the spank mag bibliography today.

Pee

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