I've taken it upon myself to try and get the medical professionals treating me to drop their guards and say a swear word or two.
I've had plenty of nibbles as I've nattered in private cubicles (as they've been knackering my privates).
Got my first full bite today when my GP said 'Fuck' three times.
Brilliant.
I told him I'm personally paying for each of his foul utterances with a $1 gold coin (that's $3 I dropped into the box).
When I get $10 in my kitty I'm going to the newsagent to buy a copy of 'Dirty Biker Bitches' and then donate it to the Fertility Centre I visited a few weeks ago.
They're in dire need of updating their spank stimulus.
Anything to keep myself amused.
Pee
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